ALSTON - Voodoo For Fun And Profit

ALSTON
Voodoo For Fun And Profit
Repossession Records
0/10




All I've got to say is that this record is so unbelievably AWESOME!

One cannot underestimate the manner in which this album fucking flat out rocks from start to finish, never letting up from the full on intensity as this supernaturally talented monster of a band takes you on a profound musical journey through the most jaw-droppingly proficient and technically masterful song craftsmanship in all of the hard music community today!

Uncompromising and refusing to follow the trends, this record is a definitive statement in the annals of heavy music, encompassing and embodying all that is truly rock with a mind-numbingly masterful sense of songwriting, arrangement and delivery! The producers have managed to capture the best tones I have ever heard on an album! I cannot rave enough about the sheer brilliance put forth on this release! It's more exciting than a 30 minute orgasm!

With the most proficient axe work in musical recording history, the guitars shine with a feverish passion and an emotional exuberance that is unmatched in modern music! With powerful, hard hitting rhythms from the tightest drum and bass combo you have ever heard, the band puts forth a masterpiece of a performance throughout the record! Vocally, the tone is unique as the singer employs a diverse array of voicings unlike any which you have ever heard!

Akin to the voice of God himself, these soaring highs and crushing lows leave other vocalists far behind! It is difficult to articulate just how killer this performance truly is! Mere words cannot explain this captivating, spine tingling display of musical mastery! The production on this album is top shelf, right where Grandma puts them! A band would have to travel to a different solar system in order to get such great sound quality! The mix is phenomenal as each individual instrument bursts through the speakers, digging its way into your brain and nestling into your subconscious, where it remains fixated and unmovable until the end of all time!
Whoa...Wait a minute. I was thinking of another record.

This record sucks.

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